Laughter is the Best Medicine

Laughter is the BEST Medicine

 Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: 
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap.......
....... no strings attached.

Ad  In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ...
One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. 
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions...

Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone

The Surest Sign
That Intelligent Life Exists 
Elsewhere In The Universe

Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber's Salon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business...

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

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